Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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