yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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