i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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