So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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