Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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