bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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