yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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