You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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