It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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