the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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