He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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