Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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