After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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