You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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