Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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