we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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