at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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