I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
