it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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