I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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