No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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