I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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