: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
im on a boat
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