I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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