Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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