if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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