Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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