I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Randomize
