it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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