Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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