so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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