worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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