I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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