singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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