hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
