can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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