We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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