ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
are you so shy because you have an std?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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