He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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