1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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