so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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