She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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