SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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