Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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