i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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