I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
