they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think a kid would responsible me up
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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