if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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