Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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