i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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