When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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