in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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