So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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