Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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